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When in doubt pull out.

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Customer: "I think our printers broken? I've tried two brand new toner cartridges and it won't print."Engineer: "Do you want us to come out and look at it? As you know it's chargeable."Customer: "You might as well get us a new printer."Engineer: "OK."
Three days later.
Engineer: "Hey Pete, you know that printer for xyz? I've installed the new one. I also found out what was wrong with the old one."Me: "What was it?"Engineer: "She hadn't pulled the safety tab off the side of the toner."Me: "Bwahahahaha"

One of them days!

I run an opt-in mailing list and send out something like 70+ PC's and laptops. As you'd expect there's a brief run down of CPU, Memory etc. So some bright spark sent me and email asking "Can you supply the generations of the CPU's and the CLOCK speeds of all the memory on every unit please."

Fook Off

I quoted (Actually I under-priced it tbh) to replace a screen on a laptop, inadvertently I was not making any money on the actual screen but at least was making money on the installation. Had an email. "Do you have a courier service? If I send it to you it will cost money and I would expect a discount on the price you quoted."

Fook Off

Here we go again ZenCart.

So I'm doing yet another ZenCart site for a customer. The latest version 1.5.1 requires PHP 5.5 which meant we had to set up a dedicated LAMP server, which actually is about time.

I did all the usual PITA stuff of changing permissions on folders so it installs and that [supposedly] was fine. Now the default template is pretty nasty to say the least so I had a quick punt around and found a suitable one and installed that. But wait, what's this?

WARNING: An Error occurred, please refresh the page and try again.

Really? What kind of error? A hint would be nice? Now your first thought is "This must be a template related error as the default one works?" so after some searching (And time wasting I hasten to add.) I find that supposedly ZenCart does not turn on Layout Boxes by default. You have to go in there and turn them on, but wait!

WARNING: An Error occurred, please refresh the page and try again.

WTF now? Oh yes, clicking on Tools--Layout boxes controller bombs out wi…