Supplier: "You're not gonna believe this Pete, had one of my customers ring me up and he was going mental down the phone because the 8300 I sold him had PS2 ports!" Me: "But it has USB ports on the back doesn't it?" Supplier: "Yeah four of them." Me: "So what's the problem?"
Supplier: "He says he doesn't need PS2 and that I've miss-sold to him."
I hate him already and I don't even know who the so called customer is.
Customer: "How much are the grapes?" Checkout: "They're two for £3 or £1.87 each" Customer: "But I have two items?" Checkout: "The grapes are two for £3" Customer: "Yes, that's right, two for three pounds." Me: [With only an hour for lunch] The grapes are three pound if you buy two punnet's of them, it's not £3 for any old two items in the store!" Customer: "Oh"
Caller: "Hi, can I speak with xyz please." Me: I'm afraid they work till 3pm" Caller: "Oh, so you can't put me through?" Me: "They work till 3pm and it is now 3:27pm sooo" Caller: "Oh, I thought they worked from home, I was hoping you could put me through." Me: "They do work from home, they finish at 3pm"