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It's not about blame.

Webmaster: "So what you're really saying is you've broken it?"
Me: "Listen, it's not about Ooo did what..."
Webmaster: "So I was right, you did break it?"
Me: "I think we should focus on the solution to the problem..."
Webmaster: "You broke it and you want me to fix it."
Me: "If by fix it you mean restore the image you have, then yes."
Webmaster: "You broke it."
Me: "I'm telling my mum!"

Orrible.

Engineer: "Pete, the van has a puncture."
Me: "Bwahahaha"
Engineer: "Where's the spare wheel?"
Me: "Bwahahaha"
Engineer: "Seriously, where's the spare wheel?"
Me: "Under the back, Bwahahahaha"

A little while later.

Engineer: "I've found the nut in the back to release the wheel holder, only one problem, I don't have anything to undo the nut!"
Me: "Bwahahahaha."
Engineer: "You're an orrible caaant!"

On Account

Me: "Can I ask, is the reason you do not wish to proceed due to costs?"
Prospect: "That and the fact you asked for payment before delivery of the goods. We do not pay for goods before we get them."

That's a novel idea, I must try that with Amazon.

It's how you say it.

Me: "So what sort of server are you looking for?"
Prospect: "Well I have an example here, an HP.......... with Windows Server two O one two"
Me: "You mean Server 2012?"
Prospect: "Oh"

Shoot me, shoot me now!