Are you serious?

No emails for two days, apparently the individual "Knows what he's doing" Me: "So you'll need to go on the server and use our remote support program to let us on your server." Customer: "The question is, which server do I go on. The File server or the Exchange server?" So much for knowledge?

Engineer: "Can you see a red A on your desktop?" Contact: "There is no red A on my desk just my phone, pad, computer........." #Faceplam

Mrs Miggins: "Hello Peter, last week you put an out of office on Zebadee's email and a customer sent us a quote but he sent it to Zebadee. Could you forward it to me please?" Me: "Ermm? Can't you just ask the customer to send it to you?" Mrs Miggins:  "He's not in his office." Me: "Can't you look on Zebadee's machine?" Mrs Miggins:  "We don't know the password." Me: "What time was the email sent?" Mrs Miggins:  "Oh, I'm not sure? It was Monday." Me: "But today is Friday!" Cut a long story short, I was given totally the wrong email address and the wrong day as well! Plus they only have a maintenance contract. Would you ring BT to get an email you wanted?