Are you serious?

Customer: "When we purchased the kit off you last month you supplied 3 copies of Office 2007 but Debbie's machine cant open the documents" Me: "That's because she is on Office 2000 you need to purchase another 2007 license" Customer: "But we've already paid you for sorting our system out" Me: "Yes but you said to leave Debbie's machine" Customer: "Well I don't think that's very good customer care you should make a gesture of good will and sort this out" Me: "I want to this is why I have advised you that you need to purchase an additional license or make sure everyone saves in the old format" Customer: "We are not spending any more money this really is not good enough" I just cant think of a witty response for the minute other than "Nice try".

We have a small car park here at work which is behind the office one of the Engineers was loading his car up when some hooded scum bag came through the gates, up the side of the building, then looked around the car and promptly went to the drivers side and nicked the Engineers Sat-Nav! We have it all on CCTV not that it will do any good, the efficient Police said they would come on Monday at 10.00am to look at the recording. Not bad really only four days after the event. Of course there is no clear shot of thief's face they're too clever for that so I suppose 30 minutes later he was shoving the proceeds of his ill gotten gains into his arm or up what remains of his nostrils.