Definition

Email #1 "What is the screen definition of the three laptops you are selling?"

Me: "What do you mean by 'definition'? the screen sizes are two @ 14.1" inches and one @ 15.6" inches."

Email #2 "Not size, definition like 1260x800!"

Me: "Oh you mean 'Resolution' here are the links to the spec sheets."

Email #3 "Precisely"

Aye? I knew I should have become a Gibbon trainer.

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