Are you serious?

So I was running through a list of options for a mixture of eight laptops a very good customer of mine wanted. Me: "So I've got this one but I think the price might be too tasty for for you. It's a 15.6" screen like you want, i7, 1TB drive............I want £950.00 for it." Deathly silence.............................a full minute later Me: "Are you there?" Customer: "I was just picking myself off the floor, and at that price it's a long way to fall!" Me: Customer: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA" I love the rapport I have with my customers.

For those of you who don't know, Monique is a school teacher for reception. Lady Monique's class Monique: "Now class, what did Mary ride on when she went to Bethlehem?" 4yrOld1: "On an elephant miss?" Monique:  "No, try again." 4yrOld2: "On a giraffe miss?" Monique:  "No, anyone else?" 4yrOld3:  "On a lion miss?" Monique:  "No, think about riding." 4yrOld4:  "On a monster miss?" I love my daughters job.