Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Fifty fifty chance

No emails for two days, apparently the individual "Knows what he's doing"

Me: "So you'll need to go on the server and use our remote support program to let us on your server."
Customer: "The question is, which server do I go on. The File server or the Exchange server?"

So much for knowledge?

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Are you for real?

Engineer: "Can you see a red A on your desktop?"
Contact: "There is no red A on my desk just my phone, pad, computer........."

#Faceplam

Friday, 8 August 2014

I can't help myself.

Mrs Miggins: "Hello Peter, last week you put an out of office on Zebadee's email and a customer sent us a quote but he sent it to Zebadee. Could you forward it to me please?"
Me: "Ermm? Can't you just ask the customer to send it to you?"
Mrs Miggins: "He's not in his office."
Me: "Can't you look on Zebadee's machine?"
Mrs Miggins: "We don't know the password."
Me: "What time was the email sent?"
Mrs Miggins: "Oh, I'm not sure? It was Monday."
Me: "But today is Friday!"

Cut a long story short, I was given totally the wrong email address and the wrong day as well! Plus they only have a maintenance contract. Would you ring BT to get an email you wanted?