Developer: "Hi Pete, can you get the CNAME changed to point to the new hosting location for the website?"
Me: "Sure but can I ask a question, how come you've not asked us to host the site?"
Developer: "Oh, if I'd know you did hosting I would have come to you."
So let me get this straight, you create websites for people, you should then at least understand how domain names tie into websites and email so it goes without saying if we host the domain then it's pretty obvious we do website hosting isn't it Einstein?
Wednesday, 24 August 2016
Samantha: "All this walking, maybe you should start walking to work?"
Me: "Funny you should say that, It's about seven miles to my house by car but there's a public footpath that's about four mile. I was thinking of maybe getting a bike."
Samantha: "Is that along the canal?"
Me: "Well the disused one, yes. But it looks muddy in places?"
Samantha: "I used to run to Walsall along that."
Me: "Run to Walsall? From Cheslyn Hay?"
Me: "How long did that take?"
Samantha: "Three hours."
Me: "Get lost run to Walsall."
Samantha: "Pete, I used to do long distance running. I used to run for the county"
Me: "Get lost and don't speak to me, I'm closing me door"