A sleepy Morrisons in a leafy shire of merry old England.
Me: "Hi, can I have two of those sausages with chips please?"
Assistant: "Is that the three sausage deal?"
Me: "Oh god no, I couldn't do three sausages!"
Assistant: "Well there's the small deal which is one sausage?"
Me: "Here's a cunning plan, I'll have the single sausage deal and buy another sausage separately."
Assistant: "I suppose you could do that."
Me: "Yes, I suppose I could."