Colleague: "Why is xxxxx not on our database?"
Me: "Because nobody has bothered to put them on?"
Colleague: "Why is his division not on the database?"
Me: "Yes it is look xxxxxx a divison of xxxxxx"
Colleague: "Whats his phone number?"
Me: "I have no idea we have just ascertained he does not have a record"
Colleague: "But, but, I need to call him back"
Me: "Did you not think to write his number down?"
Colleague: "I thought we had it"

What does assume make? ASS out of U and ME.


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