Maybe going to #EuroPython 2009 http://is.gd/jM4L at Alex's request.
It's always root.
ACT1 SCENE1 MS Fanboy1: "What's the username for Virtual Machine Server?" MS Fanboy2: "It's Root, it's always Root with Linux." No normal user then?
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