Womens logic

Me: "I'll cook tonight love."
Wife: "OK."

Later that day.

Me: "What would you like me to cook?"
Wife: "The dog needs a walk he's not been out all day."
Me: "No problem I'll take him"
Wife: "I'll put some chips in the oven."
Me: "Cool."

So the dog gets outside sniffs left and right and wants to go back indoors.

Wife: "Don't tell me he didn't want to go?"
Me: "You know what he's like."

A little while later.

Me: "Thanks for the burger and chips love that was nice."
Wife: "I knew you wouldn't cook."


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