My wit is bigger than yours
Why do people waste time and effort either sending a tirade of abuse to an email they have no interest in or, which is even worse, put extra effort into composing what they believe to be a witty message?
Email from Prospect: "Your web proxy blocking box is an interesting idea however I've been sacked for following you on Twitter"
Email from Me: "That's a real shame you should sign up with LinkedIN http://www.linkedin.com you could get a much better job with a better employer who appreciates a member of staff that uses every communication tool to promote their business for them. :-) Enjoy"
Only one problem, I'm now just as bad as the people I'm moaning about. :-(