Now where's this end go?

Customer: "Can you come and fit another screen please?"
Me: "When you say 'another' is that an additional screen or a replacement?"
Customer: "It's an additional one, I just bought a 22" Monitor to match this one."
Me: "Can your graphics card support dual display?"
Customer: "Ooh I don't know I just thought you could plug another one in?"

#facepalm

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PRAEst76 said…
Just stick it to the back of the PC with bluetak then remind them that this particular type of monitor only works telepathically, which will be fine providing you have an average intelligence or above.

I'm sure they have average or above intelligence...
30 August 2013 at 14:13
PRAEst76 said…
Just stick it to the back of the PC with bluetak then remind them that this particular type of monitor only works telepathically, which will be fine providing you have an average intelligence or above.

I'm sure they have average or above intelligence...
30 August 2013 at 14:14
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