So we had to have a new cooker at home. It was delivered this morning at around 7:30am and took me a couple of minutes to wire it up.
Wife: "Hmm? The hob rings don't immediately glow red like the old one?"
Me: "But do they come on?
Wife: "Yes, just not instant like the old one."
Me: "Tell you what, I'll nip outside and drag the broken one back in shall I?"