Shit you see.
So I've just got back from our local discount shop, the sort of place that does 20 light bulbs for £1.20 or 400 tubes of superglue for 79p These places always attract the 'characters' of society.
As I walked to the entrance I notice an elderly couple in their 70's getting out of their car, as the husband (I presume?) got out and turned round his trousers promptly fell down!
I am desperately trying not to ask myself the question; "Why was he in the car with his belt, trousers and flies undone?"