I went to the doctors on Tuesday, the last time I went was, ooh? Eight plus years ago? Now our doctors is one of those Health Centre jobbies, the type that has four or five practices in it. You take a seat and watch the banner display for your name. After a short while I saw "Peter C......... Room 5" I opened the door to a startled doctor seeing a patient.
Me: "Oooh sorry this is room 5?
Me: "Oh, it said Peter Cannon room five."
Doctor: "Peter Cotton"
I had to go back again today for some blood tests. My appointment with the nurse was 08:50 so I arrived at a quarter to and was told to take a seat outside room 5. I waited and waited and waited and then noticed that there was also a banner display for the nurses, damn! I should have watched that? I bet the nurse is waiting in there for me? So I went and knocked the door, opened it, and there was some poor woman with her arm out her top having bloods taken.
Me: "I'm incredibly sorry, I thought nobody was in here seeing as I've been waiting 25 minutes."
I'd best make it another eight years before I go again. :-D