Can you read?

Dear email users.
Read the bounce backs, the answer is ALWAYS THERE!

Customer: "I can't send to xyz@yahoo.co.uk"
Me: "OK, forgetting for the minute that that's not my problem and you should be speaking to Yahoo, send me the bounce back and I'll have a look."

A few minutes later.

Bounce Back: "This user doesn't have a yahoo.co.uk account"

That'll be the reason why then? Sheesh.

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