So I was offering some generation 1 iPads for sale.
Prospect: "Ello mate, you've got some iPad's for sale, what does iPad 1 mean?"
Me: "It means they are first generation, the first iPad's they made."
Prospect: "Oh, so they're old then?
Me: "Well as I say they are the first ones released."
Prospect: "They're not the latest ones then?"
Me: "Not for £150 they're not!"
If only I had more hair to pull out.