So I went to #crufts2016 on Saturday, for those who have never been, it's really busy and the venue is huge! Lots of people bring their own food as to be honest the food is pretty expensive there. By midday I was starving and the wife and I queued up at a Pie & Mash stall.
Me: "I'm going to have pie, mash and plenty of liquor."
Wife: "Do you want a burger?"
Me: "Ooh, maybe I do want a burger, what ones have they got?"
Wife: "They don't do burgers here just pie & mash."
Me: "WTF! Why are you asking me if I want a burger then?"
I swear she's a secret drinker, or on drugs maybe? ;-)