Me: "What's the telephone number of that phone on the front desk?"
Colleague: "Its 460xxx"
Me: "You sure?"
Colleague: "Thats what I've got on these fliers."
As our phone system has caller display I walked into our front office and rang our company telephone number from the said phone.
Me: "Oi that number is 571xxx no wonder nobody has ever responded from them fliers or emails"
Colleague: "I don't understand?"
Me: "You haven't spent any money on fliers or brochures have you?"
Pity you deserve all you get.