Uppsey daisy

Customer: "Hi we've had an upgrade disc from Sage I've put it in the drive but its not working the ROM drive says its empty can you pop out and have a look?"

20 Minutes later.

Engineer: "You've put the disc in upside down!"

"Luke, ya minds not right Luke"

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