All I need is the air that I breath.

I cant say who it was as I will be skinned alive.

Me: "Here, have these tissues and blow your nose for Pete's sake!"
Anonymous: "I already have done, there's nothing up there."
Me: "Rubbish! I can hear it squelching when you sniff."
Anonymous: "Right, watch!"

Bloooow bloooow

Anonymous: "See, nothing!"
Me: "Don't you know how to blow your nose? Just hold it under your nostrils and blow hard a few times to ease the gunk out. Pinching your nose like that blocks your nostrils!"

Blooooooooooooow

Me: "There you go, nice empty tubes. Sheesh"

I resisted titling this "Blow job"

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