Had an hysterical phone call with a fellow web developer earlier.
Me: "Seriously, I don't mind if you do it."
Dev: "No, no, you do it Pete. I don't really want it."
Me: "I'd far rather you took it on."
Dev: "I don't really do that now, I just helped them out"
Me: "But you've done most of it?"
Dev: "But they want you to carry on!"
Me: "Why are you passing me the hand grenade?"
Dev: "Coz I don't want it going off in my face."
Me: "But you're ugly anyway?"
Dev: "For that I'm telling them you're taking it over!"